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  • FinalGC
    01-05 09:40 AM
    Dear friends:

    As the Past President of a PMI Chapter (PMP for the past 10 years and working in the field of Project management for the past 15 years) let me shed some light to this query.

    Reasons why you should do PMP
    1) If you believe you need a promotion, new job or rise the corporate ladder within the field of IT or management, take PMP.....Billing rate of PM's is $90-150/hr for consulting, full time could be from $100K-$250K. The next generation CIO's will be highly qualified PM's.
    2) Job security for PMP's. The only job that will not be outsourced to India or China is that of a project manager.
    3) PMP will help you get the project manager job, if you do not have one. However, become a Project Manager only if you like working with people. Trust me, if you hate politics and hate managing people, it is better for you to stay a techie. Your life will be miserable if you do not like managing people. Do something that you enjoy, rather than what you may hate. It is all about people and people management, rather than project management in the world of PMP's
    4) PMP has become mandatory for all large gigs or projects. Small projects do not need PMP's and small projects do not pay well too.
    5) PMP does not make you a better project manager. But PMP is needed by the industry. It is the experience that one gets from being on the field from different industries that makes one a good project manager.

    I hope this should help some of you to make a decision to be a PMP or not.





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  • DoggyStyle
    07-21 08:38 PM
    The host would ask u to introduce yourself and ur phone
    number. Ur accent and name expose yourself. They record ur info and deport u if u r on h1b. Antis know a lot of h1b get layoff lately.

    Be careful, it would be a prank call.





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  • leo2606
    08-08 06:09 PM
    Man... it is not that hard. Check the matrim web sites, lots and lots of girls on H1B or L1 visa in USA.





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  • madhu345
    12-21 06:40 AM
    Atleast someone is hearing our voices.

    Does H4 to H1 conversion counts H1B numbers right?
    :confused:
    -Madhu



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  • howzatt
    07-19 11:51 AM
    TB skin test is not mandotory.
    I would recommend that you wife gets following tests done and have results ready when you go and see doctor on 15th.
    1) Blood test for HIV and RPR(syphilis)
    2) Chest XRay
    3) Vaccination - MMR, DT(Tetanus booster) and Varicella

    if you take the results of tests and proof of vaccination on the day of visit then the medical report can be given same day.

    I also recommend that you download form I-693 and I-693A , make few copies, fill up the information like name, A number, date of birth etc and have it ready for the physician to complete the rest of stuff. Make sure you don't sign the form until your doctor signs it. Also don't forget to ask for a copy of the completed for before he seals it.

    Hope this helps.

    Dont ask me when you get an RFE for your skin test. I believe I read it on these forums that a couple of people were specifically asked about their skin test.

    Even the doctors are supposed to give you a skin test and then the x-ray. If you have taken a skin test before, I think you can just take the x-ray now.

    Check this link

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=5494&highlight=skin+test





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  • indo_obama
    05-12 03:40 PM
    I agree.
    Citizens want to either start consulting companies and get H1B employees or want to stop more Indians coming. More Indians mean less jobs for their children.
    Green card holders do not even want to be friends with H1B.
    H1B do not want to be friends with F1.

    H1 girls want to be married to citizen or Green card holders. Or someone with EB2 PD.

    Green card IV members do not even want to come back here.

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
    agree 100% .....thats us indians ... a real selfish lot



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  • gg_ny
    04-13 01:43 PM
    My GC application is buried somewhere, had a vey bad week at work with piling up workload and closing on deadlines, my child as a cold, my neighbor's dog has an infection that shows up smelling foul in my front porch, it is going to snow and rain this weekend, May visa bulletin is released, EB-2 India has not moved up; topping all these there are some nimcompoohs here fighting out in a public forum about how incapable we all are to change the federal laws! God, have some mercy. Give some time to IV moderators and me some power to permanently ban these people to write to any immigration forums I read. At least give me my GC soon so I don't visit IV as often I do now and come across these kinds.

    As two of the more senior members on this forum, please set a good example for others...not this.





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  • sanju_dba
    05-22 04:13 PM
    I bet there are tons of fine print to be qualified as "Illegal", I keep hearing " people who CAME (entered) ILLEGALLY before jan 2007..." , so " legal to ILLEGAL conversion " will not qualify i think.

    What is important for you now that you want to become illegal ?
    -> To win
    -> Self respect
    -> Financial achievement
    -> Career achievement
    -> Family support



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  • chanduv23
    10-10 12:53 PM
    I am not sure how much R & D is going on in india, but Adobe filed lots of patents from Adobe, india.

    I am talking about companies like Infy, Wipro etc..





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  • snathan
    04-29 10:44 PM
    ...........and the point you're trying to make is???

    If you don't want a GC, why are you on this forum and making anti-GC statement. A pro-GC person would agree with this statement unequivocally.

    Read my statement again and tell where I am saying anything against GC...since you said no other country is charging the immigrants for border security....I am saying US is the only country which gives millions GCs every year...so when you compare there is no comparison...



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  • kumar_77
    02-20 06:29 PM
    47,000 applications pending .....Does this include all july filers too :rolleyes:





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  • glus
    06-20 07:24 AM
    in short ,,they stop processing ur case once ur date rerogresses....!!!

    Hi,
    With all the respect this is not true; at least not all the time. As far as I know, and according to my observations, I485s are being pre-adjucated even if their priority dates are not current. They seem to work on such I 485s as far as they can, and once their priority dates become current, the USCIS information system flags them so that they can be adjucated. Sometimes, however, it takes a few months since USCIS has a backlog of I485s and some of the things like FPs must be done again. I have at least 2 friends who got approval a month after their PDs became current. In fact, on of them got a 3FP notice right after his PD became current, and 2 weeks later received the approval.
    I think it all depends on many factors, but I would not agree with your statement that USCIS stops 485 processing once the PD retrogresses.

    Regards,



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  • webm
    12-27 09:29 PM
    my PD is april 2001
    and still waiting , & when we call ins we get a letter
    still in processing time :(
    what can we do?

    Its shocking..really you deserve to get GC soon..

    BTW,what is your 485 RD/ND and service center?? and they say still in processing time:confused:





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  • ganguteli
    04-13 10:05 PM
    Its good that you are thinking of ideas but I do not think you know about the reason why we are all here on IV. Here is why.
    #1 You need o spend time on IV and learn about it rather than just coming , opening a new ID and posting a big idea.
    #2 You have not seeing Lobbying in Action. Go see yesterday's 60 minutes and how IRA controls US politics via lobbying
    #3 If charity was the way to get things done, Bill Gates would have been the first to get unlimited H1B visas every year for Microsoft.
    #4 You need to establish your credibility on the forum by contributing so that people take you seriously.
    #5 If you really want to raise $5 million and donate to America it will do nothing. How about raising 5 Million and donating in Africa and feed kids dying of hunger. It is better than investing in education of US kids who are anyways pampered and spoiled by free school education, free transport and free meals.
    #6 Maybe you should do a lottery of $5 million once collected and ask all Americans if they want to win it. You will get more media attention if that is your purpose.

    Now coming to the point of raising 5 million. Forget it man. Desis and Chinese are very frugal. Unless they are in deep immigration problem they will not even give you $5.

    Now tell me how you are going to get email addresses. That is really a big plan. I think you should get those email addresses and give it to IV. But how will you do it? There is no such list buddy.



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  • shamu
    01-10 06:34 PM
    I have had 1 friend go through this. In his case he decided to go through the "India Doctors Association" and they refered him to this OBGYN who helped him as community service. She didnt charge anything for her own fees but he had to pay the clinic for tests. For hospital he just put his hands up and didnt pay a penny - it ofcourse spoiled his credit but he didnt care as the amount was so unrealistically high for him (wife had c section so it costs like 40-50k).

    I did a quick google and there is something called the "North Texas Indian Physicians Charitable Foundation " contact them and Im sure they will help you out by working with one of their members.

    http://tipsfreeclinic.org/default.aspx

    I really thank you all for the support and information provided.

    Thank you all.





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  • sanagani
    10-02 10:54 PM
    I am still waiting for FP notice, i got my EAD/AP/RD, for both of us.

    It was filed @ NSC on July 2nd, ---> CSC -----> NSC. I got my LUd on 09/21 last on our 485.



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  • Shirdibaba
    11-04 06:01 PM
    Hello nrk and others,
    Did the agent Id match urs?
    How soon did u get the appointment wt the Infopass aftre getting the letter?
    Im still waiting to hear back frm our lawyer.
    thnx





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  • globaldesi
    04-21 07:26 PM
    I want to bring out the plight of legal immigrant community that has been silently suffering the consequences of a broken immigration system. It really baffles me that all the focus in immigration debate is on ILLEGALS when highly educated LEGAL immigrants who play by the rules, pay taxes and follow the law are left in the lurch. Attending to legal immigrants plight will also send a positive signal to the ILLEGAL community to see the perks of being LEGAL. Right now, it seems more rewarding to be ILLEGAL than pursue the LEGAL route towards immigration. What an irony!
    The country based quotas imposed on Employment Based green cards are not only unfair but self defeating because the benchmark is country of origin and not qualification! Since these EB category based green cards are awarded for professional skills, imposing a country based quota just does not make any sense. I urge you to work with Congress and change this discriminatory policy and reinforce that America is truly a society that celebrates meritocracy.
    The immigrant community is really looking at President Obama to deliver on his promise of CHANGE - Change that we can believe in.





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  • rajuram
    01-03 10:39 PM
    I am not sure how would MBA help if some one is working in IT.

    why not invest in a full-fledged mba instead? It will help you a great deal in your career aspirations.





    ssnd03
    02-22 03:23 PM
    Well USCIS withdrew the Q&A they posted on their website for revision.

    I hope they don't plan to screw the remaining name-check sufferers again.

    They have been approving some of them in the past few days (and neither according to PD or RD, basically no FIFO, just based on officers whims)

    See the withdrawal notice on AILA website
    http://www.aila.org/content/default.aspx?docid=24696
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    amitjoey
    03-21 11:19 AM
    I am from california and I will coordinate with the State chapter here. I know we have a lot of active californians in the state chapter. I will get in touch with them.



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