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  • sc3
    10-22 04:29 PM
    suresh.emails,

    I said in my earlier post that I will think about it. This is what I have to say.

    There are things that can be measured in single dimension say on x-axis. Say you have to buy a car and you have to ask yourself a question � which car do I like to buy? Say you like Honda as compared to other cars. Your likeability of Honda or such cars could be measured on the positive side of the x-axis and likewise, if you don�t like some car, that can be measured on the negative side on the x-axis. Now, there could be another dimension to the situation, say, what is the car model in question, if it is a civic or maybe accord, accord, CRV, Odyssey, Element or whatever. Now if you ask yourself that question again � which car do I like? This time you need two dimensions to answer the question which Honda model you like and which you don�t like. Foe the sake of clarity you can do this on the X&Y-axis. But say if there is a choice of multiple colors. You would have to now think/plot a 3-dimention model, say a cube, because you may like a model of Honda in one color but you may not like the same color in another model. Now there could be other combinations, say which year make or whether it is a sedan/coupe or the cost factor or resale value, mileage, new/old, dealership, goodies, experience of your friends/well-wishers etc. etc. etc. So there could be multiple dimensions analysis to answer a 7 word question - which car do I like to buy?

    The reason I say this is, even situations which otherwise seem simple require multiple dimensions of analysis. And there could be many more dimensions that we do not know or we do not understand. But say, you ignore all dimensions to every situation, and judge every situation in a single dimension analysis - whether or not you like something or not? If you don�t like it, that something has to be wrong. If you like it, that something is right. It can be easily identified on the x-axis. Simple, isn�t it. Life would be so much easier; it would be so much fun.

    But here is the problem. With single dimension analysis of every situation, we will all be wrong most of the time. Since our childhood, maybe that�s why we were sent to school to get educated so that we could gain the knowledge & wisdom which could help us to apply more than one dimension to every situation and we could gain the ability to evaluate and analyze things around us �intelligently� � in multi-dimension.

    Your single dimension analysis of -ve comments situation is, you don't like them and that's why the entire system HAS to be wrong. You see what I am saying.

    It�s ok to express in the any forum and if you don�t like a forum, as in this case you don�t like reputation system, you have the choice to totally ignore it and not look at it at all. But you chose to look at the reputation system maybe because you continue to be mindful of your reputation on the anonymous forum, but then you continue to complain about the existense of the red dot system. It�s the choice you make. And then you apply single dimension analysis � if you don�t like a comment, there is something wrong with the guy who posted a negative comment and the reputation system and the IV and everyone around us. And because you are not happy, you think it is ok to curse everyone saying that the entire immigration system cannot be fixed because IV has reputation system. You know, I have to tell you, you are pretty good.

    The reason I say all this is, I have fundamental difference with the folks who do not like reputation system but continue to look at it and complain about it, even when they have the choice not to look at the reputation system. The problem doesn�t end there. Every week there is someone complaining about the reputations left for that guy, and I just have an intellectual disagreement with that behavior. And I do not have anything against you or anyone else, I am sure you are a good man with a kind heart.



    .

    Good points Sanju we should weigh the +s and the -s of the rep system, however you are missing the core of the complaints. Which is that people giving reds are usually (though not always) doing it as a personal attack (you suck, F*'s etc.), whereas every green that one receives is usually on subject matter (I have not seen a "you stud"!! kind of +ve reps ;) ).

    Also, what it wrong for people to complain about the system? If people have the right to give reds, why shouldn't the forum be allowed to complain about it? And if the popular opinion is against it, then the system can be dismantled.

    At both ends (the extreme left and the right) it is always "my way or the highway". Neither one recognizes that there are people with different view points, and that everyone should be given an opportunity to air their own views (live a life of their choosing etc.).





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  • gvenkat
    11-09 05:28 PM
    When should I start rumbling?

    Filed Date : Aug 30th 2010
    Receiept date : Aug 30th 2010
    SLUD's thrice : 09/03,09/10 and 11/05
    E-filed, Texas Service center and sent in supporting docs.

    No emails or anything so far... Should i wait the whole 90 days before starting to make some noises?

    I filed my EAD on the same date at Nebraska recieved that last week.

    I just cannot understand why they need to do this filing and can't make EAD/AP a single doc and valid for two years.. Just plain frustrated. :mad:





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  • bluekayal
    02-04 10:24 PM
    Good idea. Most of the Bay Area folks are in South Bay and I am sure would find it pretty easy to get to ICC.


    Bluekayal


    All,

    I'm posting this here since the old volunteer forums are no longer available. Where all have you posted flyers, info in CA?

    For those in the Bay Area: Have you contacted the new Indian Community Center in http://indiacc.org/Default.aspx (they have locations in Milpitas and Sunnyvale)? I don't live in the South Bay, but it seems like this is a pretty active space. Wonder if they would let us give a talk, and/or post flyers etc. If no one has been in touch with them, I could try.

    Thanks,
    Berkeleybee





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  • dingudi
    11-09 02:11 PM
    Maybe USCIS thinks that our cases mayn't become approvable within the next 15 months. This is just my theory, because I see lot of people have got FP but with early PD's

    I dont think thats true. I know lot of people whose priority dates , are in 2006 and 2005 and they have received their FP.



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  • FinalGC
    05-15 10:51 AM
    I believe Mbhai did a dis-service by negating good advice. What is the guarantee that the 2nd women that this guy marries will not ask for divorce? The best thing he can do is find a way to reconcile, unless there is marital infidility.

    I believe "snathan" story was inspiring and addressed the true problem of that individual and every indivudual's life. Trust me, when you all get your GC's ...it will be these things that will matter to all of you, rather than anything else.

    hmm, i think munnabhai did the right thing.

    sometimes people give irrelevant advice. one guy asks im getting divorced, what shud i do with respect to 485? if people tell him, stop worrying bout 485, focus on ur life and fix ur marraige, then its not helping him from a "forum" perspective.

    thanks





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  • Shirdibaba
    11-04 06:59 PM
    Thakyou Nrk,
    what do u mean by preadjudicated?
    I cudnt wait nomore hence took an appt wt infopass for Nov 10th.
    Hope all goes well.
    U bet i would b ready to follow others, coz its gotten me all the worries in the recent past like never before.

    Thnx again.SB



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  • gunabcd
    07-17 10:55 AM
    I have heard from one of the forums here that an estimated 500K people will file this month since all PDs are current. EB-3 mexico + phillipines togther alone will be close to 300K. God help the Job market.

    Also minimum wait time will be 500K/140K ~ 4 yrs before they get to process your GC. Add to that the time for namecheck backlog 2+ yrs. So total 6+ yrs before getting GC........

    lotr

    6 years for everyone? is everyone's PD 2007? Are they going to issue GC only after 6 years? use a little common sense and you will find that GCs are given based on PD, Older the PD sooner you will get GC. for example a person with PD 2003 will get GC within 6 months.

    If you know you are a pessimist, then sit down in a corner and keep crying, don't scrare others with your illogical, baseless arguments.





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  • amitps
    10-11 10:11 PM
    Thats true..everybody are bothered about EAD and FP. I am here for more than 8 years in this country. IV should emphasise this and USICS should allow affected candidates like us to file I-485 and atleast get EAD. we have priority date earlier compared to others.

    Did you attend the rally?



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  • reddog
    06-24 01:13 PM
    If the White House has any intent on doing immigration reform, which I think they do, then this would be the best year to do, far away from the presidential elections, as support to the Immigration bill cannot be made an agenda during the elections.





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  • sgupta33
    01-15 09:58 AM
    ^^^^



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  • longq
    12-29 04:35 PM
    You might have to define what the word "is" is ;-)

    Anyway, that paragraph also states: "If the total number of visas available under paragraph (1), (2), (3), (4), or (5) [...] exceeds the number of qualified immigrants who may otherwise issued such visas,." but then continues on with: "the visas made available under that paragraph shall be issued without regard to the numerical limitation"

    One could interpret this distinction such that the actual number of visas available is not necessarily the same number of visas made available, which is fixed to 28.6% + spill-over. It might, as well, comprise only those unused visas that haven't been passed down to a lower category. 203 (b) (2) / (3) and 202(5) seem to compete over the unused numbers. Not sure which one has preference.

    Well, that's according to your interpretation. You seem to suggest that USCIS disagrees with your interpretation. We probably have to wait for the next immigration statistics to see what rule USCIS has been following.

    I'd hope IV would focus on increasing the number of GCs available to all of us, instead of fighting for allocation. ACT-21 increased the number of H1B visas without increasing the number of GCs.

    Your interpretation is very simple. However one draft the law (before 2000 or after 2000), EB3 is prefered than EB2 and EB1, just to address the diversity.

    The question is simple. Whether diversity is important or employment preference is important? What is the intent of the congress in 202 a 5? Has DOS understand the intent? This is very very important for oversubscribed countries. We know IV is working hard to address the retro. This is also equially important. Even if we achive in incresing the EB visa numbers (by SKIL/CIR) by 2 times or 3 times it will not be usefull for India and China. Thats why it is very important.

    In FY2005 India consumed about 16,000 EB2 visa. The total visa issued still about 40,000 only. From 2006 it is going to be 2800 only. Just compare 16,000 with 2,800. With this rate, an Indian guy with PD in 2005 or 2006 may not get GC till his retirement. However a non-Indian, Chinese EB2 guy with PD 2006 get GC with in 6 months.





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  • thankgod
    05-12 01:29 PM
    The Dream act is supposed to happen only in your dreams.... Keep Dreaming:eek:

    Thats a good one. Completely accepting.



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  • wrldnw4me
    04-03 10:42 AM
    Good Job

    Thanks for Your efforts





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  • webm
    07-04 02:24 PM
    Congrats!! ssharma..Happydays with GC..

    ------------------
    PD: EB3 India Oct,2001
    485 AD:Waiting...

    Dear IV folks,

    After a long long 7 years I finally received my Green Card y'day.
    If not anything... this process does forcefully teach patience, hope, anger mgnt & gives a new understanding of terms UNFAIR & UNJUST.
    My app did experience all the delays ..Backlog centers, company change, date portability, NameCheck..
    For expediting Namecheck & Serv. ticket I had written/fax/calls to almost everyone in govt. White House, First Lady, DHS Dir, TSC Dir, USCIS Dir, Senator...
    Not sure if anything worked, but finally 180 day rule might have helped.

    Finally ...it's a great sense of relief.
    I was desperately needing it now as I wanted MBA loan & change of field etc.

    Special thanks to pappu,logiclife,berkeleybee,Googler ...you guys are the lighthouses in this long tempest.
    It's amazing that someone whom you don't know & have never met, inspire & guide so many others.

    All the very best to everyone & I hope everyone gets their GC in a FAIR order - FIFO -.

    God bless you all.

    -------------------------
    IND
    140 - Dec 2001 (EB3) BEC
    140 - Aug 2005 (EB2) PERM
    485 - May 2007



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  • angelfire76
    06-09 10:53 PM
    Just hot gas...nothing more.
    It is not going anywhere. The message is clear. People of color are not welcome, specially INDIANS, and now looks like Chinese too.

    Do you know how many people from S. Korea, Japan and from Africa apply for GC? You are making an extremely pre-mature and rash statement which might alienate what's probably the only developed country in the world which is still not hostile to people of color.

    If EB3 is moving faster than EB2, then you can figure out why I'm sure. Don't blame the porters, blame the system.





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  • nixstor
    06-19 11:16 PM
    common guys why are you making it as bigger issue.

    All he is going to give is 2K more than normal lawyer fee, which is just a 1 dollar per year for an hourly employee. I would advice him to happily take this offer and file without any complication with employer.
    Note desi employer (consulting company) are doing us favor by applying GC, other wise where the heck they have a permanent job.

    Take it easy now and ACt after 6 months of filling 485.

    Also these days lawyers have to do Overtime to prepare documents for sudden surge of new filers.


    I have no issues giving the lawyer what ever they want, if I can be assured that I will be getting good service for what I paid . If the law firm has a history of delays & screw ups etc, I do not see a reason why we have to pay hefty fees to get screwed in the end. There are a lot of stories where people have been screwed due to paralegal mistakes. We have waited so many years and I would like to control my destiny at least now. People have different opinions. Thats just how I feel.

    Every one is talking about potential RFE's and seeking lawyers help in that case. What will any one do if they an free RFE after180 days of receipt notice and you are no longer with the company? What kind of RFE's are people getting if they are using EAD instead of H1B? Do they get any in the first place? Can some one who has been on EAD and received RFE's shed some light?

    Thanks



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  • sidm
    04-10 12:11 AM
    Damn, man it feels like you are reading my mind.

    Irrespective of the immigration impact and its direct effect on me, I have tried analyzing the situation at the macro level and I end up at the same conclusion.

    Health care, immigration, social security insolvency etc. no one cares about anything. Companies want to bring skilled labor in and it is being decided by a lottery!! I mean give me a God damn break. In the supposedly knowledge-driven economy, skilled workers are being selected by a lottery!

    Medical emergencies are the leading cause of bankruptcy and there is just talk on the issue, no action.

    Farms are shutting down and moving operations to Mexico. So now the oil will come from Middle East, manufactured goods from China and food from Mexico. And people are Ok with that because "companies just need to pay higher wages to *American* workers" So on top of $ 4 /gallon gas, we will be paying $ 8 for tomatoes.

    There are not the marks of a prospering or forward-looking nation. May be I am becoming cynical as I grow older and may be things are no better in other countries like Canada, UK etc. But sometimes I feel as if I am watching a bad comedy show in slow motion. I question myself if my son, a US citizen by birth, will end up growing in a 2nd world country.

    America was built by immigrants who came here with no sense of entitlement...just hope.....whether it was the Jamestown settlers....the Bavarian farmers....the Irish escaping the potato famine....the East Europeans fleeing communism.....and the recent Indian, Chinese, Japanese and other Asian populations looking to escape corruption and nepotism back home....

    I fail to see how people these days forget this....one of my good friends acknowledges that his grandparents came as refugees fleeing strife in Europe but at the same time curses immigrants for the current woes.....and this guy is not a racist....an entire generation has been brought up to use the i-word as the substitute for the n-word since that is now politically incorrect....:mad:

    Like the Klan leaders of yesterday, the Lou Dobbs of today never desist in blaming the 'immigrants' for everything....:(





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  • alwayson
    11-04 12:15 PM
    EB2 India - 15-FEB-05
    EB3 India - Same





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  • Soul
    02-07 09:17 AM
    Hey Kit, at work?

    Who did you vote for? :moustache

    - Soul :goatee:





    arihant
    06-20 02:38 PM
    Logiclife,
    I am planning to apply for my 485 and wife's EAD/AP through my employer's lawyer. My employer will not do my EAD. I hear that we can file our EAD/AP ourselves after we get our 485 receipt. If I do that, how do I let USCIS know to send any RFEs to me or my lawyer and bypass the previous G-28?

    TIA

    But, I will try to answer based on what I think you are asking.

    If you just want to apply for EAD/AP for yourself on your own, then that is fine. You will get all communications relating to your EAD/AP application directly to you.

    For the applications being filed by the lawyer, one G-28 form is filed with each application. So, you would have one for your 485, your wife's 485, your wife's EAD and your wife's AP. There will be no G-28 for your EAD/AP as you would not have filed it through your lawyer. There will be bno G-28 for your EAD and AP as you are filing yourself.

    BTW, it is strange that they will do your wife's EAD/AP and not yours!





    NKR
    02-13 10:26 AM
    I was on 5th year

    Sorry Shana,

    I am a bit confused now, are you in your 5th year extension?.. In which year did your H1 expire?.

    Thanks,



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